May 14, 2014

A Blowout over a Blow-Out

Carole wonders when one should stop splashing, why she's a bullsh-- bisexual, and how many times one can say "Who does that?"
April 15, 2014

Carole on Fight Club Rule #2

Carole reminds her Housewives of the importance of an invite and shares the poem she wrote for Heather and Jonathan's anniversary.
April 2, 2014

You Can Lead a Horticulture But You Can't Make her Think

You Can Lead a Horticulture but You Can't Make her Think. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a delusional Housewife in possession of an audience must be in want of a ludicrous storyline. Fine, I’m mixing Parker and Austen. I do it because I can.
March 25, 2014

Carole: Slander Isn't Funny

Carole cops to being 50, discusses Aviva's age-shaming, and thinks her meeting with Harry was the funniest part of the episode.
March 11, 2014

Carole Calls Aviva an "Askhole"

Carole is back and ready to dish on this season, who her "real life" friends are and why it feels good to decline Aviva's calls.
October 15, 2012

Carole Says Dream Big

In her final dispatch of the season, Carole encourages the viewers to apply their kindergarten teachings.